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Laslo

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PostSubject: Whales- can they swallow a man??   Wed Sep 24, 2008 11:51 pm

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl: said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".

The teacher: asked, " What if Jonah went to hell?"

The little girl: replied, "Then you ask him".
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PostSubject: Re: Whales- can they swallow a man??   Thu Oct 02, 2008 11:50 am

Very Very Funny
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